– What its like to be a merchant on SL –


Ok so my friends encouraged me to share my treasure trove of lulz with the world, so heres some of the stuff i get to deal with every time i log in :D


– Hlleo, ples hlep i dont english –

[11:33] Julia2600 Resident: Hey. I bought you an avatar BRS, and I expected more from him. Please return to lind that I spent on it.
[11:39] Utilizator Mode: Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[06:24] Mix1Mi1 Resident: Welcome kemono can give me, this is my dream Oh, please!

[15:19] Brunno10 Aie: hola Lord bought a anime From Base of you But when I arrived excluding unintentionally has the rescue?

[10:38] RAZGRIZ Abrastraza: Hello I have to buy a skin and a shape on your page of markethplace but I do not arrive has to carry(wear) your garment with the body because you garment are too small

[03:55] Destroyer84: hello utilizator could i ask you plwase how i can create for using by my girl Sydney666(she bought many things for your nice anime avatar) clothes who get over the body mesh of the avatar ? can you help please?
[03:55] Destroyer84: -plwase +please

[06:58] nalled Toxx: hello, Mr. Utilizator, buy the markeplace a short page of your creation is beautiful https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/UTILIZATOR-Open-Shorts-Black/3420037 much I loved at the time of purchase I MESH realized it was the product I use phoenix to try to wear the garment does not see it or adhere to the avatar, would kindly return me the money and otherwise if you make the short, so q is used by tb phoenix viewer will tell you that would be great because your creation is really beautiful, thanks for the attention given

[11:30] kaynna: hello utilizator :)
[11:30] kaynna: i have a problem for rezz the clothe in my avatar 3D
[11:30] kaynna: please help me !! ;)
[11:31] Utilizator Mode: what kind of problem

[12:14] kaynna: hi utilizator :) my problem is : i buy the poolside funstuf i dont play in my avatar full mesh2.0 you have a bikini pink for my avatar please !??! ty for your nice creations :)
[12:14] kaynna: i dont have sculpty bikini for land beach or pool !!!

[08:19] Ikyou: Well I bought from you and a leg up but I do not have the resolve I took the avatar chibi anime
[08:20] Utilizator Mode: what
[08:36] Ikyou: I bought a home and high socks but I do not have the resolve I always holes is this normal?
[08:36] Utilizator Mode: i dont understand what you are trying to say

[05:02] chbac: hi
[05:03] chbac: i have bought an utilizator, i like it but the eyes looks strange
[05:04] chbac: i have to make an undeformer all the time
[05:05] chbac: do you know why it is that way? want remember it was good from beginning
[05:27] Utilizator Mode: you have bought an utilizator?

[01:58] princeofpersia1 Resident: Hello I buy a call Eye Sharingan 9set <box>object * my I have a problem when I click to open its me my R eye L eye is when I click desu nothing happens is I even not hud which is mark on the poster is that it has a problem if I can not use it I’d like to be reimburse

[14:01] Daimon Earleno: hi
[14:01] Daimon Earleno: I need a anime hean
[14:01] Daimon Earleno: please hlep me
[14:01] Daimon Earleno: I don’t have linden
[14:01] Daimon Earleno: I need a free

[02:32] Daimon Earleno: Hello
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: I buy your anime head
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: but my friend
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: verry want it
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: can you send he
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: free
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: he is a good people
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: aristalos Aries
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: i can’t pay forlinden
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: he have some real life problem
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: please send he
[02:32] Daimon Earleno: plseade

[2014/01/18 17:21] Pedrinho Radikal: Hello User goodnight, I bought USER Male Anim avatar .. I saw that I bought more wrong .. was then to buy myself hey girly boot not only L $ that game had to ask for general L $ to purchase this could ave anima you could send me the feminine? By honeycomb I exclude that male ‘(sorry for my english because only Brazilia


– Self entitled cunts –

[14:40] Hanna Iadyl: sorry to bother you i bought your open shorst blue from mp and there is no alpha in it
[14:40] Utilizator Mode: should read product descriptions before you buy
[14:41] Utilizator Mode: and you do not read profiles either :D
[14:41] Hanna Iadyl: then why the notecard inside the box say were the alpha included
[14:41] Utilizator Mode: if you kept reading it, you would get why
[14:41] Utilizator Mode: its a general mesh problem troubleshooter
[14:42] Utilizator Mode: it talks about stockings and other stuff not related to the shorts
[14:43] Utilizator Mode: and you shouldnt even get to the point where you have to read the notecard if you take the time to get familiar with what you are buying first
[14:43] Hanna Iadyl: muted
Note: i was being an ass in this case but the “muted” part was funny so im posting this one xD

[2012/08/31 13:40] Beverly Hermit: Hi, I just purchased the <UTILIZATOR> – Tank Top – Black Skull and it did not come with the alpha. can you send that please?
[2012/08/31 13:48] Utilizator Mode: there is no alpha, you need to read the item description before you buy it
[2012/08/31 14:24] Beverly Hermit-McMahon (beverly.hermit): you’re right, I didn’t read the info, that is on me. but you don’t have to be an asshole about it. I sent you a politely worded IM you could have simply responded that the item doesn’t fit regular avatars. what makes you think you are so above it all that you don’t have to be considerate? I made a mistake, big deal, I learned from it and won’t make it again. you will always be a prick.
[2012/08/31 14:31] Utilizator Mode: all i said was that there was no alphas and you need to read the description :o


[18:35] Nemis Xue: Got a bunch of trolls outside your shop just spamming gestures and streaming crap over their mics kind of annoying and makes me want to wait till their gone before shopping here
[18:39] Nemis Xue: Yeah think I will come back later when you don’t got a troll issue cause this crap is annoying to be hearing
[18:41] Utilizator Mode: you could always shop on the marketplace
[18:41] Utilizator Mode: i dont see no trolls
[18:41] Nemis Xue: Your also not in range of their mics and their gestures
[18:42] Utilizator Mode: mute sound if that bothers you so much
[18:43] Utilizator Mode: they are just playing music and having a good time
[18:43] Nemis Xue: but why maybe I don’t need to buy from here if the owner is acting this way about a customer reporting people trolling her customers
[18:43] Utilizator Mode: no ones trolling any costumers
[18:43] Utilizator Mode: and yeah maybe you need to take your victim complex to some other store and shop there, i dont care, think of something more original if you wanna spite me
[18:44] Nemis Xue: W/E I don’t need to deal with furry trolls and a shop owner not willing to deal with them so they can make some money

[06:33] Evita Demonia: (Saved Tue Jan 14 14:55:48 2014)hey yu pac eyes
[06:33] Evita Demonia: (Saved Tue Jan 14 14:55:49 2014)not found
[06:33] Evita Demonia: (Saved Tue Jan 14 14:55:53 2014)tis is shit
[06:33] Evita Demonia: (Saved Tue Jan 14 14:55:59 2014)not found
[06:34] Utilizator Mode: what

[00:11] Honey Hoffman: You know.. I had saw one of your products on someone and really wanted to go check it out and get it for myself.. But then I read your profile. You sir, are a dick. And because of this you lost out on a customer. Based on your profile, you’re not going to give a shit but I’m telling you anyway. Piece of advice. Be nice to the people giving you money.
[00:16] Utilizator Mode: and nothing of value was lost.
[00:23] Utilizator Mode: also the profile is aimed at people who do not read included manuals and other documentation and ask questions that already been answered and i do not like to be bothered with such stuff because i log in to do work, furthermore it is not directed at you. Im here to sell my products, not myself, who or what i am should be irrelevant to you.

—-keep me as a costumer———————————————————-
[07:12] Kosmo Villota: Hey, as a customer, I love Rikugou B, and the Anubis armor set. However, IU am disappointed with the Cosmonaut avatar, as the ankles do not function properly out of the box. I am attempting to fix this by meshing it other shapes, including avatar 2.0 for fun, with no luck. I feel like this is shoddy work, sorry. I’m not trying to insult you, but is there any incentive you can entice me with to keep me as a customer?
[07:15] Utilizator Mode: no idea what problem your having with it, but that avatar was made years ago when mesh was still in beta, its not up to par with Rikugou cuz rikugou was made when i got the hang of it
[07:16] Utilizator Mode: as for the part about keeping you as a customer, i really dont care, if you dont like my stuff, dont buy it, im not gonna try to ass kiss you into buying more stupid crap that you dont need

[17:22] Brigit Snowpaw: I am glad that your store is so nice but to go shopping there and dealing with harrasment from people outside your store who attack people for being a furry and trolling people I can assure you that I will not be visiting your sim again.
[17:25] Utilizator Mode: you could always just grow a thicker furr
[17:25] Utilizator Mode: no one is harrasing you
[17:26] Utilizator Mode: half of these people are furries too
[17:26] Utilizator Mode: also you can always buy stuff on the marketplace, everything from my store can be found tehre
[17:27] Brigit Snowpaw: actually they were when they shot me out fo the store area that is a violation of the TOS so now I will just be sure to contact LL directly as I know 15 people from the company and I will go ahead and Nuke you sim
[17:27] Brigit Snowpaw: Nope I will not contribute to your pockests with my lindens any further
[17:28] Utilizator Mode: lol
[17:28] Utilizator Mode: sounds to me like you where asking for it
[17:30] Brigit Snowpaw: no I said to quit talking about pankcakes as all you heard was two girls trying to act all smart assed towards people walking around and I actually spoke up to them to which they started thier attacks
[17:31] Utilizator Mode: well than looks like you threw the first stone
[17:31] Utilizator Mode: if you dont like soneone on voice, you can always just use the magical mute button
[17:33] Brigit Snowpaw: as I said I will no longer tell others about your place nor use it in my mods nor will I suffer your additude towards letting people troll people at you place of business nor will I purchase anything by you good day
[17:35] Utilizator Mode: well either way, you sound like an incredible duchebag, you give me threats about nuking my sim for something thats not even related to me, than you tell me i have atitude problems
[17:35] Utilizator Mode: stop being so angry and overly sensetive.
[17:39] Utilizator Mode: also, the fact you wont buy my stuff anymore because of some personal issue that you had with another visitor of the sim, and get so mad because i dont wanna take sides or babysit anyone because thats not my job
[17:40] Utilizator Mode: it means nothing to me, i dont really give a crap if you buy anything from me or not regardlessly
[17:41] Utilizator Mode: have a nice day.

[06:50] tabie Resident: (Saved Sat Sep 27 16:21:47 2014)i need your help please
[06:50] tabie Resident: (Saved Sat Sep 27 16:22:48 2014)i was able to do the skin for snow rabbit nea on mt util 2.0 i cant get the nipples to work please help me
[06:57] Utilizator Mode: i have no idea how to help you
[06:57] tabie: u made
[06:57] tabie: an update
[06:57] tabie: for util 2.0
[06:58] tabie: the script
[06:58] tabie: does the body
[06:58] tabie: skin
[06:58] tabie: the nipple script
[06:58] tabie: isnt working
[06:58] tabie: new look as no nipples
[06:59] tabie: please advise or refund me on that bull shit update
[07:00] Utilizator Mode: first of all, being a rude dick wont help you get a refund
[07:00] Utilizator Mode: second
[07:00] Utilizator Mode: please explain your problem better
[07:00] Utilizator Mode: third
[07:00] Utilizator Mode: you can always go back to a previous version, all version are included
[07:00] tabie: rude dick?
[07:00] tabie: iam agirl
[07:00] tabie: ass wipe
[07:01] tabie: who payed ur fuckign ass for a product
[07:01] tabie: beter yet
[07:01] Utilizator Mode: okay my bad, a rude cunt.
[07:01] tabie: fuck you mother fucker
[07:01] tabie: take ur shit shove it u[p ur ass
[07:01] tabie: cock sucker
[07:01] Utilizator Mode: keep going, its really helping you solve the problem ur having :D….
[07:01] tabie: problem solved
[07:01] tabie: ill spend my money else where
[07:02] Utilizator Mode: spend that money to hire a good psychologist to help you with your mental problems.
[07:02] Utilizator Mode: and anger management issues


[04:38] Cobalt Rain: (Saved Sun Apr 28 10:16:29 2013)oops I’m at your store and it says hair not included, sorry.. well didnt know since I bought it on the marketplace. :)
[04:38] Cobalt Rain: (Saved Sun Apr 28 10:18:26 2013)but it does say it on your marletplace listing too.. I just did not read features so my fault entirely.. anyway, the hair is not important.. it’s lovely avatar.. but not updating to 1.10 and I did not get the bonus box so I can try to customize.. thanks again and have a nice day!
[04:38] Cobalt Rain: (Saved Mon Apr 29 11:11:55 2013)Hi, I’ve left a negative review because I did not receive all the items as promised in your description of the mesh avi.. I contacted you but you have not bothered to respond.. very dissappointed

[04:47] Utilizator Mode: youre an idiot
[04:48] Utilizator Mode: i was on vacation
[04:48] Utilizator Mode: not online
[04:48] Utilizator Mode: and you needed to just try the update card again
[04:48] Utilizator Mode: sometimes it lags and doesnt respond, if that happens you need to try it again in a few hours
[04:49] Utilizator Mode: i would have sent you the update manualy but since youre a dick, imma be a dick too :D
[04:49] User not online – message will be stored and delivered later.

[05:13] Cobalt Rain: reporting you
[05:14] Utilizator Mode: for what?
[05:15] Cobalt Rain: by the way, I did try to update several times but it never did and thanks for the rude comments, especially after I removed my negative review.. I can see now I acted too soon… and yes you ripped me off. Reporting you for calling me rude names.. its very abusive and against the TOS. I dont deserve that.
[05:15] Cobalt Rain: If you are on vacation.. then say so in your profile or on the marketplace listing.
[05:15] Cobalt Rain: People are not mind readers.
note: he couldnt wait for just one day for me to respond, and he expects me to change 200+ listings just to say that im going to be gone for a few days…
[05:16] Utilizator Mode: yes you did deserve it for your impulsive action
[05:16] Utilizator Mode: so dont be such a baby
[05:16] Cobalt Rain: But it is sad how you treat your customes, I’m really shocked.
[05:16] Utilizator Mode: and i didnt know you removed it
[05:16] Cobalt Rain: No I did not deserve to be abused with verbal language.
[05:16] Utilizator Mode: well if my costumers treat me with respect than i treat them the same too
[05:17] Cobalt Rain: Shame on you!! I will now leave a review with the text and I never called you names.. I was very respectful but yes angry.. there is a BIG difference.


– How do i into SL? –

[03:20] subbykitten: (Saved Fri Aug 02 18:33:38 2013)hi i have a question
[03:20] subbykitten: (Saved Fri Aug 02 18:34:02 2013)can the https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/UTILIZATOR-Rikugou-A/3215350
[03:20] subbykitten: (Saved Fri Aug 02 18:34:17 2013)be used with the https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/UTILIZATOR-Rikugou-Anubis-combat-armor-set/3857359
[03:20] subbykitten: (Saved Fri Aug 02 18:35:05 2013)like the Rikugou be the regular outfit and then the Anubis combat suit be a armor outfit to be put on over it? but yet the original outfit is still present?

[10:18] Alexis Halley: (Saved Sun Dec 23 12:43:12 2012)hi, I bought the avatar 2.0 beta but it is all transparent, how can i set the colors like in the pictures?
[10:25] Utilizator Mode: what

[05:40] xaran123 Resident: (Saved Fri Jan 02 03:39:12 2015)hi
[05:40] xaran123 Resident: (Saved Fri Jan 02 03:39:20 2015)it didnt work
[05:40] xaran123 Resident: (Saved Fri Jan 02 04:06:48 2015)hello
[05:42] Utilizator Mode: oh no

[14:14] pablogto Spitteler: (Saved Thu Feb 21 14:02:36 2013)hello would like to know, how do I get hair product <UTILIZATOR> – Male Anime Avatar Base M2
[14:27] Utilizator Mode: read the included notecard
[14:35] pablogto Spitteler: the product does not come with the hair, the more I wanted to get it
[14:41] Utilizator Mode: read the included notecard
[14:41] pablogto Spitteler: okay tks

[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:20:14 2015)I buy ‘<UTILIZATOR> – M3 Mesh Anime Head’ ( Akiba (191,13,43) ).
[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:20:39 2015)it’s doesn’t work i think
[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:21:16 2015)I don’t know how to use it
[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:21:35 2015)actually
[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:21:56 2015)please tell me how to use
[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:22:15 2015)please for eazy
[05:24] 009 Humburg: (Saved Tue Jan 13 23:22:22 2015)thanks
[05:29] Utilizator Mode: why dont you just read the manual?

[2013/02/02 15:29] Utilizator Mode: here you go
[2013/02/02 15:29] Utilizator Mode: all the skin textures
[2013/02/02 15:33] 0ks: lol ok, I need skin is it possible?
[2013/02/02 15:36] Utilizator Mode: i just sent you the skins
[2013/02/02 15:36] 0ks: wow, thank you
[2013/02/02 15:38] 0ks: yes, I think old version avi have right shape
[2013/02/02 15:40] 0ks: may I get skin med 3?:)
[2013/02/02 15:44] Utilizator Mode: i gave you all the skins
[2013/02/02 15:44] Utilizator Mode: check your recent folder
[15:47] 0ks: omg! thank you ! how you do it? lol
[15:47] 0ks: I mean how the thing put in my inventory?
[15:48] 0ks: many many thanks:)
[15:48] Utilizator Mode: i drag and droped a folder onto your chat window


– Wat –

[2010/06/19 08:55] Jen Balfour: hello there
[2010/06/19 08:55] Utilizator Mode: yo
[08:55] Jen Balfour: do u speak english?
[08:55] Utilizator Mode: yea
[08:56] Jen Balfour: i was visiting the kodoma no ki mall
[08:57] Jen Balfour: i need some information may i ask to you?
[08:57] Utilizator Mode: okay
[08:58] Jen Balfour: i was wondering if anime avatar has the pussy
[08:58] Utilizator Mode: yes it does
[08:58] Jen Balfour: cand they do the pee?

[17:09] Gaiakino Baxton: Hey. I got something to ask about the head
[17:10] Utilizator Mode: ok
[17:10] Gaiakino Baxton: WHat if someones dick is to big for my mouth?

[07:08] ShimmeringStars Resident: (Saved Sat Feb 08 02:09:29 2014)pardon me may i ask for a delivery of everything i bought from you off the mp?
[07:08] ShimmeringStars Resident: Sorry i do not wish to speak to you anymore.
[07:15] Utilizator Mode: lol wut
[07:15] Tia (ShimmeringStars): User not online – message will be stored and delivered later.
[07:16] Utilizator Mode: if you want a redelivery, you have to give me your order number so that i could look up your transaction and redeliver it
[07:16] Tia (ShimmeringStars): User not online – message will be stored and delivered later.
[07:17] Utilizator Mode: why do you not wish to speak to me anymore?
[07:17] Tia (ShimmeringStars): User not online – message will be stored and delivered later.
[09:16] ShimmeringStars Resident: Sorry i do not wish to speak to you anymore.
[09:16] ShimmeringStars Resident: Sorry i do not wish to speak to you anymore.
[09:16] ShimmeringStars Resident: Sorry i do not wish to speak to you anymore.
[09:32] Utilizator Mode: autism?
[09:32] ShimmeringStars Resident: Sorry if i don’t know you i will not answer your messages i am sorry.




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22 Responses to – What its like to be a merchant on SL –

  1. konshu says:

    Reading this hurts my brain. Can you send me a notecard translation along with all the alphas in a box so I don’t have to deal with those nasty people having fun. lel.

  2. asamiimako says:

    Fuck me I actually know one of these people. -_-

    At least it’s the one question that seems to be more of a joke than anything.

  3. kon says:

    is this your tipical day in sl?

  4. Curiene says:

    Wow. I’ve only had to contact you once and whatever it was you told me how to fix it. These people are ‘special’…and that is a southern ‘special’ which means they got issues….. Thanks for continuing to create despite all of this.

  5. Diana Silverspider says:

    [17:09] Gaiakino Baxton: Hey. I got something to ask about the head
    [17:10] Utilizator Mode: ok
    [17:10] Gaiakino Baxton: WHat if someones dick is to big for my mouth?

    I know what what the next M3 and Kemono heads would be about. XD.
    But seriously that totally made my day!

  6. Icetea1983 says:

    what da fuq happened with people in SL o.0
    lol and i was speaking bad (eng) lol ….

    hugs and kisses Uti …. :) ps you made me smile

    • Lilly says:

      People in SL (The normal mass, not the actual people with a brain) are becoming more brainless by the day, can’t even leave my box without someone making my brain hurt from their stupidity now a days.

  7. Wow, way to be a dick to paying customers AND break LL’s TOS by sharing IM logs.

    • I like it when people who have no understanding of the TOS tell me im breaking it.

      • Cloverfordyce says:

        “Remotely monitoring conversations in Second Life, posting conversation logs, or sharing conversation logs without the participants’ consent are all prohibited.”
        It’s pretty clear-cut.

      • its clear cut if you can only read the first 3 lines and stop reading there. But it continues with:

        NOTE: This does not include posting of chat to social media sites or other websites. Posting such logs on web pages, emailing them, or printing them out and posting them on utility poles in the “real world” — are all actions beyond the scope of the Second Life Terms of Service. ; while that might be illegal, but those laws must be enforced by the proper law enforcement agencies.

        Now thats what i call clear cut.

  8. Mina says:

    I guess, reading and dealing with all that shit makes you (and me too) sometimes think of a way to remotely delete the stuff they bought from you. Good product don’t deserve to be in the hands of pretty stupid people. Especially the annoying ones.

  9. Lynne says:

    I laughed so hard at some of these, I almost did the pee!

  10. Yessir, the avatar 2.0 has a pretty pussy. And the M3 head has a pretty HUGE mouth :O This shit is sooo funny, but I am super paranoid about IMing you with dumb questions now. :P

  11. emeraldwynn says:


    This post made me laugh my ass off.


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